Going to both Walmarts and all 5 MCD's doesn't count as everywhere. You also gotta investigate mom and pop joints and other places you'd never even considered. Ever consider a laundromat? You don't HAVE to work at one, but it's one of those things you never even considered.
You live in Florida, look hard. I live in mother****ing Iowa and there isn't **** out here. I have a job. Hell I'm on my 3rd in less than a year cause i quit and find new ones. Iowa. I don't work on a farm. I work at Staples.
Did I mention you should look harder?
