I clearly didn't tell you that you "needed" to read anything haha. All I said was that I'll read the New Testament once you read the Qur'an. I am no psychic who can predict that you hang out with Muslim friends, it was a simple reply to what you said, that's all.
And the unicorn thing is a joke, no reason why you seem to be taking it so seriously, or offensively for that matter, I didnt mean it that way.