Post Whoring Thread 2.0- DON'T DELETE THIS ONE

**Russosaur** · 03-25-2014

I hate people that do that. In HS friend would just push them out of the way with a lot of force. Women be cray cray

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**Schmidty** · 03-25-2014

the other thing i do when i feel like being a dick is that when i see a group walking either in the hall or in the mall... i walk right through the motha ****in group... don't even care... make room for me... if they're dumb enough to mess with a 6'7" all-american offensive tackle.. who's not in the caring mood... be my guest.

**Scottydoggs** · 03-25-2014

i got a story about how i punched my ex in the face, ( by accident) long story, but i did feel better inside.

back story is she was cheating on me with my best friend, i was kicking his ass all over ( he spent 3 days in the hospital) she was hiding in his back seat, of his 77 grand prix ironic right lol he had to call me a asshole, so i jumped in his car and started to pound him more. then 2 hands grabbed my head, ( from no where) punching blind now my next punch landed way to soon. it was her face.

so i got 2 jerk offs in one day, my ex, and my ex best friend. (felt great!) ive spoken to him once since that day, it was also 25 years later.

oh, and no cops were called, her mom had told her to no go near me lol like i said, she was hiding in the back seat. she missed 2 weeks of school due to the whole side of her mug bruised up. my fist was as big as her face.

this is way revised lol theres so much more but im to tired to type it out lol like i dropped kicked him 3 times lol score!!!! its good!!!! pick one. it was awesome.

**Schmidty** · 03-25-2014

if i found out my ex cheated on me... oh dear lord.. help that man... i'd full out rage... and idk what i'd do with the ex.. she said she'd never cheat on me any ways... but i haven't ever fist to face someone except one person.. my brother.. about 10 years ago.. lol... but in football.. hell.. i did all sorts of cheap **** to people... just a note... don't ever think you should jump and put your hands up if you're a defensive end.... 10/10 i will full out gut punch you and you will drop to your knees and not be able to breathe...

**Scottydoggs** · 03-25-2014

i see you also fought a short f er lol

see the day i went nuts, my brothers carb got stolen out of our garage, this so called friend want to borrow it, then its gone. i knew she was cheating with him, but had not said a word yet. just wanted to see where all this was going, so i sat on it for a few days.

so my brother confronts him over the carb. he grabbed him threw the window of his van and kinda lifted him off his seat, then tossed him to the floor, I WAS LIKE NO BLOOD!!!! so he popped back up in the seat and i threw everything i had into a punch to his mouth, his teeth busted through his lips into my knuckles, hi once again hit the floor, then he floored it and took.

a hour later, he sneaked up on me while i was back out out of my driveway and he flat out sucker punched me in the face. i look back at him, and said. you're dead. then the fight broke out from the earlier post lol

ill add, that was the one and only punch he got in. i gave him a upper cut/gut shot, then drop kicked him 3 times in a row, like full out punt kicker, then the words from the car got me started and he must have taken 15 shots to the face, he was sideways kicking me while i was pounding him from the pass side seat lol.

i walked away with red knuckles....oh and that sucker punch was like a girl hit me. truth is ive been hit harder by girls lol

then there was the jerk off who used to chase me home and slap me around when i was a kid. he should have looked closer at my father and thought,,,,hmmmm maybe this kid will grow. cause i beat the living tar out him too. he didnt even land a single punch, he had a left eye that looked like a rocky movie, and busted nose. (blood everywhere) my punch stat numbers were 100% that day lol

then one of my asshole friends was so amped up he just went and beat the crap out him all over again for the fun of it. gave him like 10 rapid fire shots to the face lol

**Schmidty** · 03-25-2014

i dont get why people mess with big guys like us scotty... like call me cocky and arrogant but why would someone want to mess with someone that is 6'6"... just asking to get their ass kicked..

**Scottydoggs** · 03-25-2014

little secret, i got my ass kicked by a guy who was 5'5". i was more then pissed off, he was like lighting, i never even got a punch off.

he must have tagged me 4 times. i was like ok, you win as im bleeding all over the place. this happened in school too.

same guy years later, ( just to let you know this guys a legit fighter) he was piss drunk at a dinner, acting like a tool. 2 off duty cops walk in, its like 3 am. one tells him hey why dont you shut up, mark then goes and busts this cops nose sideways and lays him out, the other cop jumped him and took him down, mark was getting back up when another off duty cop walked in from our town and broke it up cause he knows mark, he got the full story and told mark to just leave lol

crazy part is this guy is a friend too. so another time we are at a bar, i go to take a piss, i come back, my brother and mark are in the middle of being jumped, my brother got massed so he was out of it, and mark was being laid on by a 350 lb fat ass bouncer and once again, he was getting up lol i missed the whole fight tho.

i guess the guys who jumped them thought it was best with only one huge guy, ( my brother 6'4 and 300lbs) little did they know it was the little f er they needed to really watch out for lol

**theaceofspades** · 03-25-2014

I was 5'6" my freshman year I'm 6'3" now 250 lbs. I don't let anyone **** with me

**Schmidty** · 03-25-2014

i grew steady all through hs and in college i peaked. 6'7" and just dropped under 3 bills since football.. trying to get down to about 280.. or so... i've been asked more times than i can remember people asking if i was the bouncer.. lolz.. i was a sophomore in hs when i first was asked... looking to start actually bouncing now tho.

**Scottydoggs** · 03-25-2014

i was 6 foot in 8 th grade lol topped out in 12th at 6'6.

the day i got my ass handed to me, all these teachers were trying to get me to the nurse's office and i wasn't going, so they grabbed me, 3 grown men, and i just walked with them latched on to me sliding down the hall in their dumb dress shoes lol they were laughing as we passed the 1/2 way down the hall mark, they were like calmly talking to me like come on, let just go to the nurse, you can drive, we'll just hold on. then they started to talk amongst them selves like i wasn't there. " can you believe he dragged us this far?" and so on.

there was the one spot of the floor that was not marble and a ramp, we went down it, i was like ill loose em here, so i got up to a jog, they almost fell. so close.

try any of this crap today, i miss the 80's.