Quack quack quack quack.
Im going to need a boat to get home by the end of the day.
Good news is the gp got a nice underbelly wash on the way to work.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go...
Grab a forkLift and do a burnout. That's what I'd do
so.... cold air is a joke?
This day has seemed like the longest day ever.
Roommate just flipped **** on me.. .LOL
okay.. story.. i'm out in the living room watching the wild get bent over the the blackhawks... pretty standard.... i hear a knock at the door... "oh hey... we're selling baked goods for a trip to... BLAH BLAH.. " i don't remember anymore what they said.. "everyhitng is 2 bucks.." oh sure.. i'll help you out.. i think i have some change in my room" i walk into the room... "oh hey.. you wanna help some people travel to BLAH BLAH? They are seling goodies for 2 bucks..." *no answer* dude.. it smells in here.. *it actually did.. like nasty ass breath.. like it smelled like no air has came in or out of the room for like 10 years except his exhales from his mouth* .... *still no answer* as i'm counting up 2 bucks in change.... i say "so.. hows the homework coming?" suddenly he goes... "get out"..... "what?"... GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!"..."woah dude.... settle.. yikes... stop flippin tits..... "and i just walk about and i'm enjoying some lovely pumpkin bread as the **** face is in my room smelling the **** up....
ps... i said it smells in there cause every mother ****ing time he comes in to our place he says... "it smells weird".. or "what smelling" some bull **** non-sense.... its like ... its all your **** laying around that smells you bastard..... pick your **** up and it might smell good in here for once... or maybe let me open a ****ing window and get some fresh air in here for a little bit for once instead of you being a little dirty vagina that doesn't let me....
That's really funny. Not even gonna lie lol. I'd hate sharing a room with someone who wasn't my boyfriend lol. I'd probably kill the person.
Open a window when he's not there or pile his **** in the corner with some air freshners
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And that is why I'm so happy I don't have to share a room with anyone. That is until I move in with my girlfriend this summer.
I don't even think I'd wanna share a room with a girlfriend. I can't sleep even right with someone else in the bed. I also like my sh!t that is in my room and ain't no woman gonna redecorate. LOL
I don't have much stuff other than my guitars, xbox, and car stuff so there's not much she can screw with. And once again, I'm glad I don't have to share a room with another guy. Chances are someone would be dead if I had a roommate like Ace or Schmidty.
My boyfriend is the only one I can share a room with. He keeps to himself and I'm allowed to be as messy as I want. Actually. . He can be messy too. We have almost all the same stuff anyway. Desktop computers, x box's and tvs. Our room would be stuffed lol
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