HAHA isn't that the truth. Count it that my wife was the one that broke a valve spring and punched a valve through my exhaust manifold... Granted it could have happened at anytime, but she still did it.
OP- you could always put a hitch on and tow a boat around for a while.... purposeful yet destructive.... and as far as the whole drive to reverse thing, I'm pretty sure the pcm with disengage the tranny and turn off the engine.