Stupid Female Drivers

[sschering]

I've been rear ended twice at stop lights by people who "thought" the light had turned green..
Damn if they didn't get a good running start at me..

First time was in my 70 Firebird the day before I was going to take it for it's first drag race with the new 455 in it.
That ended up paying for a complete re-paint on the car..

2nd time was in my wife's new van.. Lady pounded it with an F-150.. Then she gets out and cries "Oh god not AGAIN!"

lady?? That repair was a complete nightmare.. Van was never the same..

The GP I just got was in a parking lot accident..

PO opened the door just as a truck came into the spot next to her and tagged the end of the open door. Bent all the hinges, brackets and screwed the door up badly. I couldn't even re-use the window regulator because it was tweaked and bound up pushing the window up.

Doesn't look so bad in the pic but trust me that door is far from ok. I got a new one.

[ericspecullaas]

I've been rear ended twice at stop lights by people who "thought" the light had turned green..
Damn if they didn't get a good running start at me..

First time was in my 70 Firebird the day before I was going to take it for it's first drag race with the new 455 in it.
That ended up paying for a complete re-paint on the car..

2nd time was in my wife's new van.. Lady pounded it with an F-150.. Then she gets out and cries "Oh god not AGAIN!"

lady?? That repair was a complete nightmare.. Van was never the same..

The GP I just got was in a parking lot accident..

PO opened the door just as a truck came into the spot next to her and tagged the end of the open door. Bent all the hinges, brackets and screwed the door up badly. I couldn't even re-use the window regulator because it was tweaked and bound up pushing the window up.

Doesn't look so bad in the pic but trust me that door is far from ok. I got a new one.

you dont seem to have any luck with cars. Maybe you should get a tank. try denting that you would win every time.


the only real accdent i have been in was from a guy who was texting someone when i creaped up maybe 2 feet and he was like oh were rolling. he hit me at 3 mph and totaled the car and got 1900 for it then sold it for 1300 and only paird 1200 for it lol what a great car.

[sschering]

you dont seem to have any luck with cars. Maybe you should get a tank. try denting that you would win every time.

I've had a couple tanks.. Lifted 69 Dodge W200 4x4 wih 33's, 70 Dodge W200 4x4 and a 71 Ford Bronco, 351W, NP235 4 sp trans 3.91 lockers front and rear in big bearing axles with 35" mudders. Built like freakin tanks they were. Drive over most things lol.

I've only had 3 accidents in 27 years of driving and the 99 GP is my 33rd car.. I don't think I'm doing all that bad.