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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    Oh, so now you know what girls love
    When it's short.....
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.
    Last edited by Pepino; 10-31-2011 at 09:44 PM. Reason: dammit to late.... :(
    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!


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    wrong scene.... you lose
    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!
    Cut and mother****ing print. You're on a roll kid, You're really gonna go far.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!
    No No No! You make her suck your cock right there in front of the whole school!
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    lol so it went well hippo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixon View Post
    Cut and mother****ing print. You're on a roll kid, You're really gonna go far.
    Ok sounds good! I'll let u guys know how it goes..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!
    It took 17 pages but dayumit we got 'er down now!
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    better move this to ffa, getting a little nws and then the fun can begin.
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    I like fun!

    If she's wearing a skirt, start fingering her from behind, then she will be turned on and girls can't say no when they're turned on!
    Quote Originally Posted by W-Body Store
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    Noooo not ffa


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    first
     

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    This is what you do. THIS IS ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE:

    Walk up to her and say "Hey you, when are we going to slow dance again?"

    If she says "I don't know"

    You say "Do you wanna F U C K!?"
     

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    Ask her what her favorite food is, then tell her that's too bad because all you brought for her to eat is your sausage.
    Quote Originally Posted by W-Body Store
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    Just remember no really means yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    Ask her what her favorite food is, then tell her that's too bad because all you brought for her to eat is your sausage.
    Even better:

    Say "I heard they have hamburgers or cock for lunch and they are all out of hamburgers." lol
     

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