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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    here comes page 16
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    Quote Originally Posted by z3r0 View Post
    wear less deodorant so you give out male pheromones
    This, this is the guy!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
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    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98L36 View Post
    BAM! This thread does deliver some win after all. You have restored my faith in you Hippo, now go get 'em!
    Don't get too excited... I see him pussing out in front of her and just talking about the weather instead.
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    I feel like a group of child pornographers will come up with many videos based off this thread.


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    Just walk up behind her and in your deepest voice say

    baby im gonna butter your bread.
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    I'm done once that.... yeagh you know....
    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    Don't get too excited... I see him pussing out in front of her and just talking about the weather instead.
    Jeeze you are afraid to ask her out. If you ever touch her "Boob" you are gonna pee your pants and turn to dust. lol
     

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    wel you know maria the clouds and the things are the things ughhuh
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    Dont fail us Hippo!!!!!11!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    I feel like a group of child pornographers will come up with many videos based off this thread.
    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Actually the stuff I put in my hair has pheromones in it


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    ^^^ ya for squirrels and look where that's gotten you

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    If you really want her to say yes, than do this:

    Bring your ugliest fat friend along with you. This way she has something to compare to and you will look like that much better of an option. lol
     

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    you know i drive a pontiac grand prix baby
    ya supercharged


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    You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.
    When it's short! And girls love it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.
    From his reluctance to talk to this girl i'd say it's man-sauce.
     

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    His progress with asking this girl out is about the same as Slow Sho putting that TVS 1320 on his car. lol
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    When it's short! And girls love it.
    Oh, so now you know what girls love
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