Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

Originally Posted by Drunkie

I don't feel like pissing in people's cheerios today, I feel like getting up on the table, pulling my pants down, squatting over your bowl of cheerios, and pushing out a fresh chocolaty log into your cheerios

umm i say how do i put this ah yeah NO

Like this post, if you feel like getting sexy with me.

i did that for the fun of it lol

the cookie guy want you dave... how special

Nope nope nope

Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you? : AskReddit

Originally Posted by Kolton Lock

Best one on there. " I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds. I didn't know if I was dreaming, or what was going on."

the most disturbing part of this is IF you don't read the last part you will think that she is mental or has real issues that is if it reads like this

Originally Posted by Kolton Lock

Best one on there. " I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

yes you called?

Is that a goatse cookie?

http://www.streetfire.net/video/57-c...50_2425437.htm

it gets good at 55 seconds in.

Well, found a house I will me moving into in a few weeks.

Its going to be odd. I have lived in my current house since June of 95, so almost 18 years straight. Place is right off a creek and has a fire pit and a shed. No garage, but I can deal. I might have to push forward hard on getting my Stealth done.

did you get a new job?

I wish. This move has been in the works for over a year.

Long story short. When my parents split up in 07 my mom came back to live with my brother and I. My brother had just gotten married and already had a kid. Last year my brother got a house to rent and it went to just my mom and I. Parent's divorce was finalized last January and upon that either my mom had to buy the house, or it had to go on the market. House went on the market and we have been looking for an affordable place to rent since.

Places are hard to come by in the area because the pipeliners are scooping places up as soon as go for rent.

Another good thing about this place is its about 10 miles closer to my current workplace. I was hoping the one place would call me back. They are less than 5 miles from the house I am moving into.

ooooo thats a nice short drive i only live 11 miles from my work and it takes me 30 mins lol. As long as you have a roof over your head your good.

Anyone else watch Game of Thrones? This show is getting better and better.

Finally saw the hoohas I wanted to see. So I guess all the murdering is really the only thing keeping my attention now.

seen this on fb page for fox news in memphis. LOL



somethin tells me they're doing it wrong...

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

seen this on fb page for fox news in memphis. LOL



somethin tells me they're doing it wrong...

No, your Honda can't do this.

*yawn*
Glad I picked up the phone super early this morning. Interview Thursday. Whoopee. Guess it's time to start waking up at business o'clock again so I don't yawn through it.

Also: Working the dyno at the cars show at the Annapolis, MD Pep Boys. $45 for 2 runs. Facebook page said there'd be a couple 1000hp+ cars to put up. Exciting.