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Im surprised your still alive at your age lol

the big shocker is that ive never really broken any bones. a few times i thought for sure i was fvcked good. fingers dont count. lol

seen bone twice tho. my own.

fell through a few roofs. had a ladder kick out from under me while @ 25 feet up. that one knocked me out. my brother said i bounced a few feet up after i hit. i landed on top of the ladder, so my whole right side was bruised up.

this list could go on and on.

You need to make a what not to do thread lol

Originally Posted by ericspecullaas

You need to make a what not to do thread lol

i don't hate you eric.. c'mon.... i just gotta mess with ya a little bit..

i think so too... don't make me post my Judge Judy gif again....

^^^ do it and add a few others as well

post the story now damnit!

Someone slap me for thinking going back to halogens was a good idea. I almost killed bambi.

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Originally Posted by Russosaur

Someone slap me for thinking going back to halogens was a good idea. I almost killed bambi.

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Lol... Told ya fool

To be fair, I had to because one of my ballasts stopped working. Can't drive with one headlight. I can only think water killed it.


That's where it is. It worked this morning then died once being on the highway.

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

post the story now damnit!

LOL!

you guys are dumb. lol why talk back to a cop, why argue? you're not gonna win, you're just digging a deeper grave. i'm pretty sure i nicey niceyd my way out of a few tickets.

just sayin, don't argue lol. catch more flies with honey. under the uniform there's still a human being and they might be having a shiitty day and all it takes is a good attitude to change the way people treat you. i practice this at restaurants too if they're dealing with your food or your freedom, put a smile on lol.

i got out of a speeding ticket once. what happened is i got brand new over sized tires on my sunbird and my speedo was off by 10% so when i got busted i told the cop about my tires making the speed off and he let me go but he had my speed right on the money and should have given me a ticket

10%??? So what like 7-8 over at the most? I am shocked he even bothered pulling you over.

So did bills like die, I need story time before bed haha

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i'm just brutally honest. i think 2 or 3 times I got the "just slow it down" speech. first time was right after i got my license. 42 in a 35 or some stupid stuff. another time it was me and 3 other people. i was ripping ass through mississippi trying to make it back from the nasa trip in alabama. suckers sittin in the median with their lights off. im like yep guys, i'm getting a ticket. but dude was really cool. asked me if i had narcotics i said um no i have some cheetos though.. -_-

let me go on that one too. oh yeah and the third time i got off the interstate and i was still doing 60 or so and it was 45 or something idk. i was in the hood i wasn't trying to go slow. real cool black dude he was like yeah man just slow it down when you get off. noooooooooo problem officer haz nice day

Why were you "ripping" ass?

Sounds painful

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Oh lordy, picked the wrong metaphor here