its long buts its worth it just like mine, i took the time to type it so read!
Three guys walk into a bar, sit down and the bartender serves them. While serving one of the men the bartender says, "Wow u have some really small hands!" The man says "You know people tell me that I may hand the worlds smallest hands" The bartender tells him to go to Guinness to see if he can get into the world record book. The second guy says "You know people tell me that I may have the worlds smallest head!" the bartender tells him the same thing as the first man. The third guy says "You know alotta girls tell me I may have the worlds smallest penis, I wonder if its true?" the bartender tells all 3 men to go right now to see if they make the books. They drive there and the guy with the small hands goes into the room with the representative first and closes the door. He comes out five minutes later and yells, "YES! I got the record! I have the worlds smallest hands!" The guy with the smallest head is next, he goes in, closes the door, and comes out shortly after yelling, "YES I got my record too!" The guy with the small penis goes in last. He closes the door comes out shortly after all pissed off n says, "I didnt get the record!" The other 2 guys say "what you mean?" the man says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BEIBER!?!?!"
