Quote Originally Posted by shawngtp View Post
An Antartian

O'Zaal thinks you're a nerd.



A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'



The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'