hahaha all these are epic. Thanks for the laughs guys keep em coming!
Heres my contribution:
At some friends place a bunch of friends get together to hangout/watch a movie. I was gona leave early for whatever reason,(dont remember.) Before going to this hangout i was at my friend's place and i left my laptop there. So i ask my friend for his housekey so i can go pickup my laptop. He gives me the key and tells me to put it in the white mailbox (doesnt specify at his house or not.) So i picked up my laptop thinking he meant the mailbox back at the house where he was???, and drove back to the house where everyone was. I looked for the white mailbox and couldnt find it. So i just shove it through the mail slot in the door and drive home. I get a call at 2am and see its my friend. I was like screw this im not answering, im tired! He ended up having to scale the side of his house to get into a window on the second floor, and he never got his key back.
