Where did I say "they make no sound at all"?

Go fade your speakers to the back, then go fade them to the front. Tell me which is louder. Oh right, the fronts.

And if you say "cause they're closer" I'm just going to assume that your mother dropped you on your head and that you're a complete asshat. At least, more of an asshat than you're already proving to be.

Oh and put your glasses back on, since you're apparently a blind mother****er.