Quote Originally Posted by 98GrandPrixIraqVet View Post
if you have a 2 door
Are you doing drugs?


Just mount it upside down (or heck, rightside up if you're weird) on the bottom of the rear deck. Or screw it to the skinny rear seatback. Or screw it into the side of the trunk. Or mount it to the trunklid and work on arm strength. These are your only options; there are no others. Any ideas you may have beyond these are ridiculous and will not work.