That was exactly the picture I was thinking of. Good thing someone finally posted it up.
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That was exactly the picture I was thinking of. Good thing someone finally posted it up.
Not that Murph dude is even reading this anymore even though it's his thread (he might have even left the site...fingers crossed) but my suggestions to him to start building up his 9 second car is:
1. Loose the lambo doors (the brackets are too heavy and you'll get laughed at everytime you're at the track)
2. Loose the heavy ass fake chrome wheels (you've just added 1 second to your 1/4 mile time)
3. Loose the crappy strobe lights and pink underglow (your a guy, act like one and it's killing your electrical system)
4. Loose the super charger because you'll never be able to provide enough boost to get your 4 door heavy beast to 9's with a stock super charger, go turbo instead
5. Get real wheels which aren't 100 pounds each
6. Get a real transmission which can handle high power(a fully built automatic with a high stall speed -thanks to 99prixgt- or a manual with a super crazy clutch. Some of us who actually know how to drive, drive with 3 pedals, not 2 - my beliefs in how a car should be)
7. Stop being an erogant punk. If you want to get shown up by a kid your same age, then hit me up. My VW will eat your car alive. Straight line or a road course. And you know why it will kill your car? Because I didn't rice it out.
8. Dont' ask dumb questions when we know damn well you don't have enough money to put into your car anyway, even if you do wear Gucci or whatever. (Not going to help your car, but will help your self-image. Equally as important).
9. Get another car as a DD becuase your GP will either not be street legal and/or too harsh to tolerate on the streets.
If anyone has anything else to add to the list, please feel free to.
Last edited by Planeboy18; 09-13-2009 at 02:40 AM.
Yeah, okay, but it's more of a bash to the fact that's he's too dumb to be able to drive a car that doesn't say PRND321. I will edit it though, especially since I had a spelling error.
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