was going through the clusterf*ck that is dayton traffic this morning on my way to school on south I-75. i found myself in the left lane leaving room for all the I-70 traffic to merge when a new body style GTP comes up on me doing about 100mph or so. he buries his headlights in my back bumper trying to prove a point or something, and we had some clear road in front of us except for a supersport impala in the left lane an eighth mile or so in front of us. so i get over and act like i'm gonna let him weave through me and the impala, dump the cobalt into third and put the hammer down. he was already in the gas before i got over, so he pulls to my front fender, then starts going backwards. proceeds to flip me the bird and watch me laugh at him.

Just thought i'd troll you guys for a sec