the apartment we are renting

**SgtMarshal** · 06-22-2015

due to recent events, we have vacated our house in Kemmerer and are living in a duplex near Jackson Hole in Wyoming. the place was previously a restaurant. Signs have been strategically located to alert people the restaurant is now a private residence. tonight was the second time people have come inside thinking they were going to eat in a restaurant. I am really glad we are moving.

**Scottydoggs** · 06-22-2015

lol just seat them. then cash in. but we only sell pb and J now.

**BrandonHall10** · 06-22-2015

I was just thinking... This may be a missed opportunity for some extra income. Either one of you any good at cooking? Haha!

**SgtMarshal** · 06-22-2015

the dog barked at them and I told them with no sugar coating to leave. still have some lingering feelings of anger.

**mars5l** · 06-22-2015

tostitos tortilla commerical in real life

**Turbocharged400sbc** · 06-23-2015

walk out in an open bath robe

**Impala131** · 06-23-2015

Get something that looks official from the health department, telling people your place has roaches and rats and crap like that. Attach to door.

**bandook** · 06-23-2015

Wait, I'm confused. Are they walking right into your living room? If so that's kinda funny, but really creapy. Do you have a door, can you lock it? Do they just stand there when they come in, waiting to be seated? Have they tried to use your bathroom yet? Do they say anything, like "Yeah, my bad....I thought for a second this might no longer be a restaurant when I walked in on your family sitting on a sofa watching TV, but...I thought it was one of those dinner and a movie places?"?

**HighOctaneRacing** · 06-23-2015

Originally Posted by Turbocharged400sbc

walk out in an open bath robe

X2 lol.

Do it. You won't be at fault unless you did this in massachusetts

Sent from my LG G3

**mars5l** · 06-24-2015

what if a really hot chick walks in?

**J57ltr** · 06-24-2015

Have you tried crime scene tape?

Jeff

**BrandonHall10** · 06-24-2015

Or locking the door?

**SgtMarshal** · 06-25-2015

I try to remember to keep the door locked, but sometimes I forget. it happened again yesterday, and my dog scared them away.

**Scottydoggs** · 06-25-2015

is your front yard a parking lot? i need a pic of this set up lol

**bandook** · 06-25-2015

I traced his ISP here.

Maybe take down the sign over the door? At least flip the "open" sign around sheesh...

**SgtMarshal** · 06-25-2015

so, the door was locked this time, but the dog still went crazy. people even knocked on the door. I didn't bother answering because I heard them try to open the door before the knock

**Bronco Boy** · 06-25-2015

What hours are you open? Do I need to make a reservation?

**231FUN** · 06-25-2015

A simple sign/note on the door explaining that the restaurant is closed/no longer in business at this location and that this is a private residence may save you some trouble.

**SgtMarshal** · 06-25-2015

Originally Posted by 231FUN

A simple sign/note on the door explaining that the restaurant is closed/no longer in business at this location and that this is a private residence may save you some trouble.

I thought about that, I haven't been able to come up with a good notification because the restaurant is still open, just not inside.