I can accept the text messaging thing. I can even accept it online.
What I can't stand are people who can't use decent grammar in person.
For example:
Lemme axe you a quession. I want to scream, "NO, YOU CAN'T AXE ME A QUESSION. APPARENTLY, YOU CAN'T ASK ME A QUESTION, EITHER."
Do he...? NO, HE DO NOT... HE DOES...
If I had a secret power, it would be the one where I could fix these things before they exited out of the person's mouth. Then again, I wonder how people can read if they can't even speak. Obviously, the salespeople idiots who circulate my building never graduated third grade. This is evident by their complete disregard for the huge "no soliciting" signs all over the place. I LOVE it when they come to my office and pay no mind to the sign on the front of the door. I had two such morons yesterday come by and want to sell me benefits. Since they paid no mind to the sign or my NICE "no", I was forced to get *****y, as in, "Well, since you obviously can't take a nice no, let me just say get the hell out of my office before I have you charged with trespassing." I SWEAR, IT IS STILL JUNE.
