I don't know what you detail and how you do it, but really? I understand that everyone has 'their baby' but getting upset about someone leaning on your car? Setting something on your car? Making someone pay for a clearcoat scratch?
As an outsiders perspective on this whole 'I wanna screw my Grand Prix GTP in both tailpipes' thing... Someone setting something or leaning on your car is leaning on, believe it or not, a GRAND PRIX!
I do like my Grand Prix and all, but there are bigger things in life than worrying/freaking out about. Do you get mad when a semi tire throws a rock at your hood? What do you do then? rant response over