this is a great morning read.. made me laugh all the way through. Funny how youre asking from a bunch of GP dudes. wheres girls on this forum.. c'mon!
only advice is i'd give is let your balls drop first cause you shuoldn't be getting nervous to talk to girls when you're a damn sophomore in college and just be confident and be the one initiating thing with her. don't be expect a girl to be initiating anything with you at this point. just be yourself and things will flow.