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    I was sitting in the Walmart parking lot when a SUV pulled up in front of me and stopped, a dragon was driving. There was a red unmarked cop car behind it. On the other side, putting the SUV between me and them was a dragon pickup. Two dragons jumped out with breathing fire yelling for the SUV to not move. I was hoping they were trained to know what was beyond their target before they start to breath more fire. The dragon took off up the lane and turned in front of the store. Some city police dragons blocked her in. They pulled the dragon out of the SUV and handcuffed the dragon. Then some Pink elephants stomped all over the hood of my car. Anybody have a hood for sale?

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    Much better
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    Hold up ...female dragons are the only kind that can breathe fire right?
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    ...not scanning/monitoring your motor is like bangin a hooker and you just HOPE your not infected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillBoost37 View Post
    Hold up ...female dragons are the only kind that can breathe fire right?
    Maybe they were some fine ass female dragons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman View Post
    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanSoldier View Post
    ...not scanning/monitoring your motor is like bangin a hooker and you just HOPE your not infected.
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    Still confused as to why dragons don't wear bras
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    them dragons are tricky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman View Post
    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
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    you should of have some video rolling of that dragon fight.
    im a cookie again yay me
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    It is kind of early in the day for a bedtime story.....oh what the hell I'll take a nap.
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    A+ story would read again.
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    5 out of 5 stars.... great read! great author! great article!
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    I had pet dragon once, but my pet Tyrannosaurus ate him, the he got sick and threw up pink elephants
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    This story is missing unicorns..
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    http://www.grandprixforums.net/my-06-gp-gxp-72403.html
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    NOOOOOO. BAD MARINES! BAD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    NOOOOOO. BAD MARINES! BAD!
    He said he wanted more unicorns
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    Quote Originally Posted by marines542 View Post
    He said he wanted more unicorns
    Ya know how I know you're gay?
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