Thread: Since there isnt a JOKE section yet......

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
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what's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire?



one's a good year, the other's a great year
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A man comes home from work one night. He finds his wife with her coat on, and her bags packed. He says," Where the hell do you think you're going??" She says" I hear in Vegas, you can get $400 a blowjob." I might as well make money off what I give you for free.He thinks about this for a minute or two. Then says,"I'll be right back." He comes back 5 min later with his bags packed. She says" Where the hell do you think you're going??." I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year!!!
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde
woman wave at him and say hello.


He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from.


So he says, "Do you know me?"


To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my


kids."




Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been


unfaithful to his wife and says,



"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies


watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
math teacher."
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