Thread: Wacky expressions

"I'd be on that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat."

^lol, that's quality stuff guys. "Angrier than a one legged man at a rat stomp"
"stomp a mudhole in your @$$ and walk it dry" "took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down" "madder than a hairlip at a spelling bee" "dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"

yeah, i know, borderline, huh Scotty...?

Don't let your mouth bounce a cheque
you A$$ can't cash