Wacky expressions

**Andrew_99GTP** · 01-01-2008

I saw the thread "Ever Hear The Expression" and it got me thinking. I have heard a few wacky expressions in my day, but what about the rest of GPF. Post them up if you have any. Remember keep it clean though.

I will submit............

Two world fairs and a buzzard F'ing contest I ain't ever seen anything like this before.

**J_Ferguson** · 01-01-2008

Hornier then a two pecker owl and
Dummer then a bag of hammer heads.

**SyntheticShield** · 01-01-2008

Oh this could get crazy here, so I'll step in perhaps a little preemptively and just ask everyone to please keep it clean and reasonable. That said, I too am kinda eager to hear some of the wacky expressions people have. I cant think of any good ones at the moment but I will keep this in mind.

**Identity Crisis** · 01-01-2008

Follows with interest. Cause I have none that are clean at the moment.

**SyntheticShield** · 01-01-2008

Same here. Any that Ive heard that I would share aren't all that whacky. Others Ive heard and remember are borderline at best.

**J_Ferguson** · 01-01-2008

As bright as a 10 watt bulb in a 200 watt city

**Abrasive** · 01-01-2008

I'd rather wirebrush a wildcat's hair in a crowded phone booth than participate in this thread.

Ooops, nevermind.

**J_Ferguson** · 01-01-2008

Originally Posted by Abrasive

I'd rather wirebrush a wildcat's hair in a crowded phone booth than participate in this thread.

Ooops, nevermind.

Nice one

**Injun #4** · 01-01-2008

"I'd be on that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat."

**Quicksilver_GP** · 01-01-2008

^lol, that's quality stuff guys. "Angrier than a one legged man at a rat stomp"
"stomp a mudhole in your @$$ and walk it dry" "took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down" "madder than a hairlip at a spelling bee" "dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"

yeah, i know, borderline, huh Scotty...?