grow a mullet, join a van halen cover band and get an old yellow camaro with black stripes, that should get you laid
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10-31-2011
grow a mullet, join a van halen cover band and get an old yellow camaro with black stripes, that should get you laid
10-31-2011
OK, here are the 3 stages of "touching" you should work through.
stage 1: hands, lower back
get used to touching her hands... its leads to holding hands (sounds lame, but is REALLY powerful). Guiding her through a door with your hand on her lower back is really good.
stage 2: neck, upper leg, stomach
after you guys can hang out and you can touch these parts with your "parts" (doesnt have to be your hands at this point really), the neck touch is really cool when you do something with her hair.... after you have hit most of these a few times and she likes it, you are then ready for stage 3.
stage 3: well, you probably get the idea by now, this is kissing and whatever highschool kids do nowadays.
Also protip:
99/100 times when a girl suggests you watch a movie together, she assumes there will not be much movie watching going on.... If you are not doing one of stage2 or stage3 after 10 minutes of the movie, kick her out the door and call another girl (or just go and get your leather vest and lookup the local gay bar).
Sometimes you find movie buff nerd girls... I cant really offer advice here other than you may just have to settle for stage2 stuff here.
10-31-2011
My thing is (and this is great timing because it's cold now) how like when you walk out of the movie, you're both cold and you just kinda stand together bodies pressed together. that's always nice to conclude a date with lol
10-31-2011
Don't talk to girls from Michigan, they're all sluts!
10-31-2011
Not in Grosse Pointe they ain'tOriginally Posted by MizzBecca
10-31-2011
that name doesn't help your case either..
10-31-2011
I wish I found this thread earlier.... I love sharing all of my experience on this subject.
10-31-2011
Man, I keep seeing this crap about asking...
You dont ever ask anything... just say "this is what I am going to do, come with me ho!"
(might want to leave the "ho" part out.)
10-31-2011
From what I'm hearing, I'm supposed to walk up to her and go, "Hey ***** we are going to a movie on saturday, and you are gonna suck my big fat weiner! And you are gonna like it!"
10-31-2011
Cut and print!
10-31-2011
lmao.
don't listen to the horny bastards. do what danielle, i, and some others have told you. come to the girl with respect and confidence, ask her out. go out have a good time and report back.
10-31-2011
Be a wuss?
10-31-2011
Crap idea. I tried that one for 10 years and never got anywhere with it.
Here are some keywords that these noobs keep saying but really cant explain...
I honestly dont think this could be any more vauge... respect what? Her womanhood? her body? her mind? what are we respecting here? How do we know what she wants us to respect?come to the girl with respect and confidence
The word "confidence" gets tossed around all the damn time in these discussions... its a crappy word as it really does nothing to say anything... its about as useful as "be yourself"...
The ONLY thing you have to know about confidence and "be yourself" is the word "congruence" (look it up if you dont know what it means). Congruance of what YOU want is the key to attracting people.. I could go into this for pages and pages on stuff like personal boundary, and the feeling of trust you can instill in anyone (potential mates or just friends). Its a key concept and I can explain it in many different contexts if anyone wants me to.
Dont treat her any nicer than you would treat anyone else. People hate it when you do nice things for them expecting something in return... even if you dont they basically assume it (when it comes to guys being nice to girls.. its assumed in every case).Treat her nice
PLEASE act like a douche! The fact that you can do things she DOESNT like and still handle yourself triggers some ancient genetic code or something... it is one of the best tools a guy has when it comes to seduction.don't act like a total douche
Roll off your douche move you pulled, turn it into a joke, make her feel weird about it.... anything, it all works great if you are making her feel good in the process.
Words are about 10% of any male-female mating type interaction... the rest of the 90% is in the tone/body language/meaning. You can literally say anything you want, but you want the COMMUNICATION to be something similar to that (really you do, but you typically dont suggest sexual things unless you are a pro like myself"Hey ***** we are going to a movie on saturday, and you are gonna suck my big fat weiner! And you are gonna like it!"). If you tried to say anything but that, girls will get very creeped out when you "turn" on them later in the night and try to kiss them, etc.
10-31-2011
Hippo, what we're all saying is
1. Gather yourself and your manhood up and ask her out like a gentleman would
2. When you're on the date (cause she will say yes) don't act like a total douche
3. Treat her nice
4. Be yourself
and finally....
5. Show that you like her (doesn't have to be flat out "I'm in love with you etc etc") but it's ok to break the friendship barrier, after all, that's why you're doing this right?
There you have it! Dating in 5 simple steps.
10-31-2011
This thread has so many likes haha
10-31-2011
This post reserved future comment. I'm talking notes as I read and there so much good information on first page it may be a while
10-31-2011
did you give her my number yet?
10-31-2011
At this point I have a better chance of being with this girl than you do.
Originally Posted by W-Body Store
10-31-2011
OK so its 4:30 basically, you should be out of school, were 10 pages in, and I haven't read about you doing anything but
Its todays teens that are all about texting, sexting, mexting, whatever... HAVE YOU MADE YOUR MOVE????
If the answer is no, do something... and then reply with yes I just ....
Originally Posted by AmericanSoldier
10-31-2011
gotta stop putting the ***** on a pedistal.
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