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    Ohh, that's a good one zero, very nice lol
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    So seriously....When are yall gonna ****?
     

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    Ugg, building my list, hold on...
     

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    My name is Skittles. Want to taste my "rainbow"?
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    Let's procreate.
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    so you wanna go out with me?
    a. yes (cool lets go)
    b. no
    wait i'm sorry what did i ask you again?
    her: will you go out with me
    okay lets go

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    This thread is so ****ed up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by z3r0 View Post
    so you wanna go out with me?
    a. yes (cool lets go)
    b. no
    wait i'm sorry what did i ask you again?
    her: will you go out with me
    okay lets go
    I see what you did thar.
     

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    if all goes well at the movies she'll touch your pee pee if you cut a hole in the popcorn bucket

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    I predict 16 pages by the time we actually found out she said yes.
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    meh 16 pages by tomorrow morning.
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    lol this thread delivers
    someone post a pic of that one ups truck
     

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    I'd just ask her now if I was you.

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    Just walk in her room right now naked and ask her.
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    I doubt she will say yes... She is an unpredictable texter


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    Quote Originally Posted by slick2500 View Post
    Go up to her tell her you have a problem you want her to help you with, when she asks what tell her you think your penis tastes like skittles.
    I just sent this via text to a jailbait girl I know, I got a response of
    "Okay. But I might get red lipstick and sparkles on it."

    Now to see how many more I can get to accept.
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    just drop your pants and fire the rocket
     

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    dont ask her in a text, most options we gave you are better then that.
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    ^^^ the chick i'm with now is like that. i gotta wait hours for a txt back but it's cool since i work 20 hrs a week with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    I just sent this via text to a jailbait girl I know, I got a response of
    "Okay. But I might get red lipstick and sparkles on it."

    Now to see how many more I can get to accept.
    That's a keeper.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by z3r0 View Post
    ^^^ the chick i'm with now is like that. i gotta wait hours for a txt back but it's cool since i work 20 hrs a week with her
    Don't **** where you eat, brotato.
     

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