Help with girls?

Ohh, that's a good one zero, very nice lol

So seriously....When are yall gonna ****?

Ugg, building my list, hold on...

My name is Skittles. Want to taste my "rainbow"?
All those curves and me with no brakes.
Want to float in my boat?
Let's procreate.
Do you want to play hotdog bun?

so you wanna go out with me?
a. yes (cool lets go)
b. no
wait i'm sorry what did i ask you again?
her: will you go out with me
okay lets go

This thread is so ****ed up.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by z3r0

so you wanna go out with me?
a. yes (cool lets go)
b. no
wait i'm sorry what did i ask you again?
her: will you go out with me
okay lets go

---

I see what you did thar. :th_lightbulb:

if all goes well at the movies she'll touch your pee pee if you cut a hole in the popcorn bucket

I predict 16 pages by the time we actually found out she said yes.

meh 16 pages by tomorrow morning.

lol this thread delivers
someone post a pic of that one ups truck

I'd just ask her now if I was you.

Just walk in her room right now naked and ask her.

I doubt she will say yes... She is an unpredictable texter

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by slick2500

Go up to her tell her you have a problem you want her to help you with, when she asks what tell her you think your penis tastes like skittles.

---

I just sent this via text to a jailbait girl I know, I got a response of
"Okay. But I might get red lipstick and sparkles on it."

Now to see how many more I can get to accept.

just drop your pants and fire the rocket

dont ask her in a text, most options we gave you are better then that.

^^^ the chick i'm with now is like that. i gotta wait hours for a txt back but it's cool since i work 20 hrs a week with her

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

I just sent this via text to a jailbait girl I know, I got a response of
"Okay. But I might get red lipstick and sparkles on it."

Now to see how many more I can get to accept.

---

That's a keeper. :th_king-evil:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by z3r0

^^^ the chick i'm with now is like that. i gotta wait hours for a txt back but it's cool since i work 20 hrs a week with her

---

Don't **** where you eat, brotato.