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STORY TIME GENTS!!!

OK, so I was driving down the road doing 50 in a 45 on my way to be a responsible person for once, and this jack as* is just starts riding my butt a couple feet off my bumper. Well i hate that and its my number one thing i hate when I'm driving so at this point i decide to slow down. well at about 30 he decides to pass me...but bam theres a car coming so he cant. a few minutes later we come up on a straight away and me anticipating hes gonna try and pass again so i speed up to about 55 until curves and more traffic comes up at which point i slow down again. the we get onto a main road where speed limit is 55. so stop light...log wait of him starring at me then trying to pass as i preceed to hit about 90 or so. well the bar I'm going to pick so buddys up comes up so i wait till last second to turn off and (keep in mind its a 4 lane road so he was beside me). well once i turn into the bar hes still doing at least 90+ and gets about 20 yards past my turn and low and behold theres a cop...pulls him the fu*k over. But wait...it gets better. When i leave the bar they had him leaning against the cop car and a tow truck sitting a few yards ahead..drunk im assuming he was but he thats why ya dont be a di*k driver

Good for you Brandon! Glad to hear surgery went well. Take it easy and prayers for a quick recovery!

moral of the story do 89 not 90

Originally Posted by marines542

STORY TIME GENTS!!!

OK, so I was driving down the road doing 50 in a 45 on my way to be a responsible person for once, and this jack as* is just starts riding my butt a couple feet off my bumper. Well i hate that and its my number one thing i hate when I'm driving so at this point i decide to slow down. well at about 30 he decides to pass me...but bam theres a car coming so he cant. a few minutes later we come up on a straight away and me anticipating hes gonna try and pass again so i speed up to about 55 until curves and more traffic comes up at which point i slow down again. the we get onto a main road where speed limit is 55. so stop light...log wait of him starring at me then trying to pass as i preceed to hit about 90 or so. well the bar I'm going to pick so buddys up comes up so i wait till last second to turn off and (keep in mind its a 4 lane road so he was beside me). well once i turn into the bar hes still doing at least 90+ and gets about 20 yards past my turn and low and behold theres a cop...pulls him the fu*k over. But wait...it gets better. When i leave the bar they had him leaning against the cop car and a tow truck sitting a few yards ahead..drunk im assuming he was but he thats why ya dont be a di*k driver

Lmao that's awesome

but the speed limit was 55...either way he was screwed up the creek without a paddle

Sounds like you were driving like quite the asshole too. Egging him on much? I hate being tailgated as much as the next person but sometimes you gotta realize there are better ways to handle it. Like you said he was probably drunk, and trying to pass on two lane roads. Maybe I'm just being sour about this because I've known people that have died in similar situations, but it seems pretty damn childish dude.

yea but i wouldnt of minded if he just backed off and hadnt kept on riding my ass after i slowed down as wel

thats like the story of my life right there, ive had the same thing hapen almost like that many a time.. and the storys i could tell haha lol
grandprx driver mod ftw.

Originally Posted by Neil98gt

Sounds like you were driving like quite the asshole too. Egging him on much? I hate being tailgated as much as the next person but sometimes you gotta realize there are better ways to handle it. Like you said he was probably drunk, and trying to pass on two lane roads. Maybe I'm just being sour about this because I've known people that have died in similar situations, but it seems pretty damn childish dude.

I agree with the marine's actions. Sometimes dumbass drivers need to be put in their place. If they are going to be a huge dick, I will be an even bigger dick. I have prevented people from passing me in unsafe situations and it probably saved my car, if not my life, as well as theirs.

Now, I've passed in "no passing zones" (In PA it is technically legal to pass on a double yellow as long as it is not clearly marked with a sign as a no passing zone) on a number of occasions, but I wasn't a dick leading up to that. I stay back and don't ride bumpers and when I know a straight shot is coming up I move to the left, blow past them, and move back to the right.

the law does say, and i quote, if you need to exceed the speed limit to make a pass, you cant pass then. because you are breaking the speed limit now.

with that being said, id never take it that far past the limit. i need my lic. doubling the speed limit here is instant take your car, and your fvcking lic.


im a huge fan of low speed shenanigans. morons who cant figure out a zipper feed of cars merging, if its my turn, they will have a dent in the side of their car. one way or another.

assholes passing on the right to make a lane closure, i will pinch that dick off every time into parked cars or a tree line.

oh and if someone try's to pass me on local streets by crossing the double yellow line, oh, boy! they will be stuck on the wrong side of the road if i can help it lol

this is how i deal with assholes on the road. all of the above works real good in a commercial truck too, but you would have to be a really piss me off for me to pinch you off if im in a work truck, as i am the lumbering slow beast. fvck with me, and you'll get the horns.

come to think of it just yesterday this african girl cut me off for no reason really,( in the hoghway) she could have gotten in behind me, so i simplify went around her and took my place back via how she did it, guess what, she was not pleased lol

I'm constantly amazed when Australian dudes do amazing American accents. So used to hearing Americans do Aus accents. They, uh... they do better than we do, which I'm certain they'd agree with. It's eerie to hear it, and surprisingly difficult to explain.

Welp, no more supercuts, no more house to clean. I'm just kinda chillin at my grandmom's eating, eating, sleeping, eating, and eating. So much food.

Brandon, are you done with school?

well I withdrew at the end of last semester. I'm just gonna work in MI.

Can we start a poll as to how many days Brandon is in Michigan before he complains it's cold ?

Jk, Good Luck Brandon !

"Days" might be too large a unit.

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I learned that a long time ago from the McKenzie brothers.

They always wore toques.