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lol same here but my i dont want anyone to call the cops like last time.




short story:

My step brother finished installing his stereo equipment at 10 pm and then blasted it and then got the coped called. The cops were like is there a party here? We told them no that this is our car collection lol so yeah no more cops for me lol

what is great tho, busty dental hygienists

or the that filing some stuff away and bends over just right with a short skirt on

Halfway through constructing my afternoon manhattan, I find that the house is bereft of cherries.

"No sir," says I, "that will not do."

I love living near a grocery store and now I have four pounds of steaks cut up in my crockpot for mere $2.02/lb. Thanks, average consumer, for the old meat.

what is in my eye?

Originally Posted by Govna47

what is in my eye?

your eye ball?

Ahh, spring is in the air. First door-to-door magazine scam crew of the season. Really? I can pay for magazines for children and never have proof they were delivered? What a deal!
Proof? All my neighbors were writing him checks for $175+. You know, they could be giving me that money for legitimate services since I've got some spare time. I'll change your oil for $175. Wash your windows. Make some sandwiches.

*facepalm*

Got my percentages today, VA-90% Army-70%, looking to be home in TX around the end of May or June. I'm very proud that I served my country, but it's time to retire and go home.

I just read the phrase above your avatar as "Almost Medically Retarded."

Originally Posted by SlowNA06

I just read the phrase above your avatar as "Almost Medically Retarded."

that made my day!! tyvm

Originally Posted by SlowNA06

I just read the phrase above your avatar as "Almost Medically Retarded."

Actually, when I take the pain meds they gave me for my back....yeah, I get a little sideways and slightly retarded hahaha.

Who smiles for a mugshot... oh.Yeah. Guess I would.

Originally Posted by Kolton Lock

Also... It would cost 400 bucks for me to lower my car up to 3.5 inches.... Why don't I work enough hours?

Don't you mean to lower it DOWN to 3.5

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Aside from random hip and quad cramping, I seem to have some forearm and wrist cramping... which (as you may already be arguing) isn't special at all, except that it caused a massive twitch that made me punch my keyboard and brought up a photograph of an enormous lemon. I think that means it's time for bed.

So was looking at a couple gtps being sold at one of our used dealerships. They have a black 99 with 65k original miles but even for how low the mileage is I still think they're at least $1500 over priced... $5998. The main thing that bugs me is the aftermarket wheels that were put on it... so first thing I'd do is buy torque stars

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You can do better than torque stars.