Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

Originally Posted by stealthee

Actually Windows 2000 was pretty stout. XP is almost a direct copy of 2000. In fact XP's "classic styling" is a direct copy of 2000.

I remember running 98 on my first Windows PC and after getting BSODed to hell and back I acquired a copy of 2000 and couldn't have been happier. Never had another problem after that.

XP was the best. ME was the worst, Millenium Edition.

Not that he was ever that physically imposing, but without a beard... well, I'm glad I never invested in a Total Gym.

I eat your sandwiches

It occurs to me that if someone at work was eating my lunches, I'd probably actually fight them.

I would poision them first.......

Contact solution in the food will tell you who did it... and fast

Originally Posted by SlowNA06

It occurs to me that if someone at work was eating my lunches, I'd probably actually fight them.

i had a room mate that would eat every thing left over in the middle of the night, and these left overs were for the next days dinner. so i quit cooking dinners, and then made a lb of pasta, and added 1/2 a box of X lax to the bowl, and let it sit.

i knew he'd eat it as it was all there was.

so i say its time for a decoy lunch to be deployed. lol

Based on slows food lists. If someone was eating his lunch they would gain 20lbs a day. It would be obvious without chemical help. Again. IF.

Originally Posted by Drunkie

So ^ stupid **** got me through youtube to this... quite funny. watch to the end.

Well...... It's Friday. And I'm in a great mood!

you know what you need? MORE BLUEGRASS!!!!!

TLSheff: Precisely what I thought at first (yelling...oh ****.... OH ****!)

Breakfast: 6 eggs, 1/3lb bacon, 1 onion, 1 tomato, 1/2 green pepper, coffee. :P

^ Exactly! lol

I did once have a roommate eat my food. Back in college, I filled up the last slot in an apartment half way through the year. I did my first grocery trip, put my stuff away, and headed out for a class. When I came back, half of my brand new pepperoni rolls were eaten. I asked the guys in the living room if any of them ate them (ain't free, y'know), and nobody knew what happened. Out of the bathroom comes the asian kid with the speech impediment. He was born and raised in Ohio, but his speech impediment makes him sound like he's fresh off the boat from Korea.
"M-My stomach h-h-h-huwts."
"Oh. Was it you that ate my pepperoni rolls?"
"D-d-dey'we not vewy good."
"So you ate three and a half."
"Y-yeah."
"That's because you're supposed to cook them. You ate a half pound of raw dough. And you owe me five bucks."

There you have it, folks.

Snake starts house fire after woman tries to burn it

So today I let the toddler of the house try my sweet poatoes and she spit them on me lol. THEN we ask for some paper to wipe it off my clothes and she unrolls ALL of the toilet paper LOL ohhh this house is fun

Kids are fun

My mom used to park by tapping the bumper and then backing up about 6 inches lol