XP was the best. ME was the worst, Millenium Edition.
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Not that he was ever that physically imposing, but without a beard... well, I'm glad I never invested in a Total Gym.
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know a friend,who knows a friend,who knows a lot of people(so to speak)
well anyway spent an hour messing with my new dual boot Win8.
can't find Shlt
I eat your sandwiches
It occurs to me that if someone at work was eating my lunches, I'd probably actually fight them.
I would poision them first.......
Contact solution in the food will tell you who did it... and fast ROFLMAO
i had a room mate that would eat every thing left over in the middle of the night, and these left overs were for the next days dinner. so i quit cooking dinners, and then made a lb of pasta, and added 1/2 a box of X lax to the bowl, and let it sit.
i knew he'd eat it as it was all there was.
so i say its time for a decoy lunch to be deployed. lol
Based on slows food lists. If someone was eating his lunch they would gain 20lbs a day. It would be obvious without chemical help. Again. IF.
So ^ stupid **** got me through youtube to this... quite funny. watch to the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTEIMDb5qfg
Well...... It's Friday. And I'm in a great mood!
you know what you need? MORE BLUEGRASS!!!!!
TLSheff: Precisely what I thought at first (yelling...oh ****.... OH ****!)
Breakfast: 6 eggs, 1/3lb bacon, 1 onion, 1 tomato, 1/2 green pepper, coffee. :P
^ Exactly! lol
I did once have a roommate eat my food. Back in college, I filled up the last slot in an apartment half way through the year. I did my first grocery trip, put my stuff away, and headed out for a class. When I came back, half of my brand new pepperoni rolls were eaten. I asked the guys in the living room if any of them ate them (ain't free, y'know), and nobody knew what happened. Out of the bathroom comes the asian kid with the speech impediment. He was born and raised in Ohio, but his speech impediment makes him sound like he's fresh off the boat from Korea.
"M-My stomach h-h-h-huwts."
"Oh. Was it you that ate my pepperoni rolls?"
"D-d-dey'we not vewy good."
"So you ate three and a half."
"Y-yeah."
"That's because you're supposed to cook them. You ate a half pound of raw dough. And you owe me five bucks."
There you have it, folks.
Snake starts house fire after woman tries to burn it
So today I let the toddler of the house try my sweet poatoes and she spit them on me lol. THEN we ask for some paper to wipe it off my clothes and she unrolls ALL of the toilet paper LOL ohhh this house is fun
Kids are fun
Some jerk in the parking lot left 2 little bolt marks on my rear bumper.
I hate it when people park too close.
Best part is. I was about a foot away from the center line, so he went over that :(
My mom used to park by tapping the bumper and then backing up about 6 inches lol
Oh my lordy lol I hate that. I am going to start parking as far away from anyone that's possible.
Worst part is I have a high school parking lot.