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    Quote Originally Posted by Bio248 View Post
    i heard they only have two things in kansas. queers and gays.
    And horrible drivers. Can't forget that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAFF View Post
    are people getting defensive over what state they live in?
    Nope. I could care less. I was ripping on Iowa, and some Iowanian (or whatever they call themselves) thought he could insult me in retaliation by ripping on the worst state in the country, Michigan.

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    i heard they only have two things in kansas. queers and gays.
    I've heard the same thing, ironically. I think it was on Wikipedia, also, so if you're ever writing a college paper on Kansas, you can say that, and cite Wikipedia as a source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZR1Vette09 View Post
    And horrible drivers. Can't forget that.
    The worst drivers (IMO) are in Orlando, FL and Ann Arbor, MI. That's just in the U.S. though, in their native habitat, South Koreans can't drive worth a ****.

    It's so bad in S Korea, actually, that the tow trucks wait on the side of the highway. In my 7 months of living over there, I never once saw a car accident on a Korean highway that DIDN'T involve AT LEAST 5 cars. I swear, they drive like it's Fast and the Furious or something, except they all drive ****ty cars.
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    In kansas, they don't teach you how to use your turn signal or that it's less safe to travel way under the speed limit. Also, you are allowed to make a right turn from a left lane. And if a car is in the lane next to you on the highway, just go ahead and merge and they will get outta your way.
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    Mizzery drivers are the worst by far, ever been downtown? jesus f*cking christ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 06camarodude View Post
    Nope. I could care less. I was ripping on Iowa, and some Iowanian (or whatever they call themselves) thought he could insult me in retaliation by ripping on the worst state in the country, Michigan.
    I can't believe they still have the internets up there...
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    lmfao...i think the worst city traffic ive seen was in Des Moines Iowa...the people all drive their half way ****y cars and think they are so much better than everyone else...i mean, one lady in a prius tried to merge into me ( i was driving my dads tahoe ) i was like, your not gonna win betch, so backoff...they think they are the center of the universe, and drive like it too...
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    I'll make sure to make a driving video in my small little town of Waterloo, IA and show you the massive lack of traffic lights and stop signs.
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    I should drive threw basset It is one road.
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    ^^ very true...but if i took a video of me going through the roads in my town ( maybe 2 miles wide max) itd take like 2 hrs...there are like 10 stopsigns and a stoplight...wtf waukon
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmonteman View Post
    lmfao...i think the worst city traffic ive seen was in Des Moines Iowa...the people all drive their half way ****y cars and think they are so much better than everyone else...i mean, one lady in a prius tried to merge into me ( i was driving my dads tahoe ) i was like, your not gonna win betch, so backoff...they think they are the center of the universe, and drive like it too...
    Kinda sounds like you where being an ass not letting some one merge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherNick View Post
    Kinda sounds like you where being an ass not letting some one merge.
    no lol...i knew someone would say somethin like that...no, we were both stopped at a stoplight, and there was like a 2 foot gap inbetween me and the car infront of me...so she decides maybe she wants to get in my lane, so shes like almost hitting me trying to get in... (effing facepalm, both were left turning lanes)...so when it turned green she was like talkin on the phone or somethin so i kinda turned to go around her bumper, and when she realized what i did she freaked lol...and then she realized both were left turning lanes...so not my fault, stupid blonde tree huggers fault
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottydoggs View Post
    remember the sales line of john deere,,,,nothing runs like a deere, the guy who attempted to jump in it to stop it has some balls!!!!
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    He tried to but in the end the pole stopped it. He just shut it down. Haha. But still I would say he does have some balls tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZR1Vette09 View Post
    You know you're in Iowa when you can't tell the correct form you "you're" to use.
    that's one of my biggest pet peeves...

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    finally got a chance to watch it...i was at school earlier...HAHAHA funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odi View Post
    you know it when you can smell bryant from a mile
    Classic....

    I've travelled around the country a good bit and well.I believe the folks around here may be the worse drivers. Being up here where the pilgrims landed, we have roads that can look like a pretzel. Some of the oddest intersection ideas invented by woman (no f'n man woulda come up with that chit) and general chaos. Boston and NYC are the craziest driving I've experienced.

    In Misery no one drives...they crash. Really messed up state from the visit I had there. Everyone drinks 1/7th of their paycheck each night and the place closes up shop by 9pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillBoost37 View Post
    Classic....

    I've travelled around the country a good bit and well.I believe the folks around here may be the worse drivers. Being up here where the pilgrims landed, we have roads that can look like a pretzel. Some of the oddest intersection ideas invented by woman (no f'n man woulda come up with that chit) and general chaos. Boston and NYC are the craziest driving I've experienced.

    In Misery no one drives...they crash. Really messed up state from the visit I had there. Everyone drinks 1/7th of their paycheck each night and the place closes up shop by 9pm.
    Havn't been to MO, but I agree NYC and Boston have some of the craziest drivers I've seen. Been to NYC more, but one of the times in Boston, a group of kids driving a ****box were impatient waiting at a red light honking their horn and then a few seconds later, jumped the curve throwing sparks in every direction from their car and ran the red light.
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    +1 more for residing in Iowa. I also have a very good friend who designs the hoods for John Deere tractors......no lies.
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