Thread: you KNOW your in iowa when......

theres a runaway tractor at walmart

Video: Driverless John Deere tractor terrorizes Walmart parking lot — Autoblog

That made me smile....

wheres denzel washinton when you need him

Wait they have stop lights in Iowa?

Originally Posted by slick2500

Wait they have stop lights in Iowa?

I have a friend from Boot Camp that lived in Iowa, he said there's nothing there worth stopping for, so they don't even have stop signs there.

If that were Iowa the tractor would have been stopped 30 seconds from the start. Dumbass in the video climbs onto the wrong side of the cab as well, everyone knows that newer models don't even have the door there, even if they do they have controls/stuff in the way so good luck with that.

Originally Posted by 06camarodude

I have a friend from Boot Camp that lived in Iowa, he said there's nothing there worth stopping for, so they don't even have stop signs there.

People still live in Michigan? Wierd.

Originally Posted by FoSHO99

People still live in Michigan? Wierd.

Not for long. I'm looking into making my prison break soon enough, I'll be out of this god-forsaken state in a couple months.

You know you're in Iowa when you can't tell the correct form you "you're" to use.

Originally Posted by ZR1Vette09

You know you're in Iowa when you can't tell the correct form you "you're" to use.

that's one of my biggest pet peeves...

god damit dont u guys be talkin shyt on iowa now!!! haha

you know it when you can smell bryant from a mile

Originally Posted by Odi

you know it when you can smell bryant from a mile

Classic....

I've travelled around the country a good bit and well.I believe the folks around here may be the worse drivers. Being up here where the pilgrims landed, we have roads that can look like a pretzel. Some of the oddest intersection ideas invented by woman (no f'n man woulda come up with that chit) and general chaos. Boston and NYC are the craziest driving I've experienced.

In Misery no one drives...they crash. Really messed up state from the visit I had there. Everyone drinks 1/7th of their paycheck each night and the place closes up shop by 9pm.

Originally Posted by BillBoost37

Classic....

I've travelled around the country a good bit and well.I believe the folks around here may be the worse drivers. Being up here where the pilgrims landed, we have roads that can look like a pretzel. Some of the oddest intersection ideas invented by woman (no f'n man woulda come up with that chit) and general chaos. Boston and NYC are the craziest driving I've experienced.

In Misery no one drives...they crash. Really messed up state from the visit I had there. Everyone drinks 1/7th of their paycheck each night and the place closes up shop by 9pm.

Havn't been to MO, but I agree NYC and Boston have some of the craziest drivers I've seen. Been to NYC more, but one of the times in Boston, a group of kids driving a ****box were impatient waiting at a red light honking their horn and then a few seconds later, jumped the curve throwing sparks in every direction from their car and ran the red light.

+1 more for residing in Iowa. I also have a very good friend who designs the hoods for John Deere tractors......no lies.

yes i do smell very good thanks ot my new cologne lol

P.S. That was in Canada.

are people getting defensive over what state they live in?