Thread: torque much

Meh.....Chuck Norris's fist makes more torque...

Originally Posted by J GTP

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The only way you would know that is if...

A: you have had a personal encounter with it or the more than likely answer of...

B: you seen some Chuck Norris porn....which is not true either...he would have accidentally killed the poor girl, which would lead to an investigation from the FBI which once they found out it was Chuck Norris they would simply shake his hand and dismiss it, but upon them shaking his hand they would have been accidentally killed in the process which would get the entire government involved...upon hearing who would be going to this court date all the highest people in the government would get all kinds of excited and attend this appearance..before entering his court appearance Chuck would eat his favorite meal of beans and corn bread. This makes Chuck a little gassy and he accidentally releases some flatulence which in turn chokes all the important people to death with its extreme potency...after all this happens Canada seizes the opportunity and takes over the U.S. and there military which before too long would wipe every one else out and lead to armageddon and the only one left on earth would be Chuck Norris, so long story short Chuck Norris already knows this would happen which is why this would never have happened in the first place.