From the website dearblankpleaseblank.com
Dear America,
Due to the current financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Sincerely, The Government
Dear automatic sink,
Yep, I'm still standing here.
Sincerely, girl with soapy hands.
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods.
Dear Handicaps,
I'm sorry for using your stall.
Sincerely, Claustrophobic.
Dear Clorox Bleach,
pansy.
Sincerely, 0.01% of Bacteria.
Dear Call of Duty,
You win this round.
Sincerely, Ignored Naked Girlfriend.
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle.
Dear Skydiver,
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving is not for you.
Sincerely, Gravity.
Dear Circle,
You're pointless.
Sincerely, Square.
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.
Sincerely, parents everywhere.
Dear Tequila,
We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, funnier, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.
Sincerely, College Student.
These are only a few but check out the site, its got some hilarious stuff on there.
