Thread: Joke of the day, Quote of the day.

A wife was dying with her husband by her side.
She said in a tired voice, theres something I must confess.
He says, Shhhhh theres nothing to confess, everythings alright.
The wife says, no I must die in peace, I fuc### your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father.
The husband says I know, thats why I poisoned your ass, now close your eyes and die bit##.

^^^

funny sh!t