Funny thread I have some:
What is the biggest lie in the world?
"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Yo momma's so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.