Do you really find irony in the fact you wrecked your car twice in a week?
Maybe if you had been lovetapped from behind in a drivethru, and then a couple days later a WW2 vet hit you trying to park.. but no, both times you were at fault.. There's no irony there. You obviously have your license prematurely and need more driving experience. Don't like me all you want, that's just how it is.