Yo dog, some pro tips on the post count:

  1. That was a lot of typing to be rewarded with only a single post. Spread the love around a bit and you'll get more of what you want.
  2. Maybe start an argument about something like... I dunno, oil filters or spark plugs. Tell us you're a diehard Champion fan or something and pretend to be surprised when we explain that there's better stuff. These cats eat picky, pedantic, blatantly ignorant stuff right up. You'll have a hundred posts under your belt within the hour.
  3. Post silly pictures, music videos, thoughts, complaints, or any other keyboard vomit in the designated and established off-topic threads. Seriously, there's no quality control - they even let me post.
  4. Don't complain that we want to snuggle if you're just here to screw. We all know how this works, so make with the pillow talk. We're gonna fall asleep in like five minutes anyway, so just wait a hot second and tell us we're pretty before you sneak out.