Quote Originally Posted by dazedandconfused View Post
This thought crossed my mind when I saw the title.

Step 1. Douse area with gasoline, or diesel fuel.

Step 2. Light said area.

Step 3. Stand back and drink a beverage of choice.

Step 4. Call fire dept or insurance company. Choice is yours

Step 5. Video steps 1-3.

Easy peezy lemon squeezy.

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Your logic has failed. Throwing a match or lighter on diesel fuel will not do anything.