when your factory radio gets louder when you turn the knob to the left

when you take off the plastic dash cover to replace said radio to find more of the same color plastic

when you go WOT to pass somebody at highway speeds and all it does is make noise

when you park your car in a snowbank because it's still close, get out of your car, and help push a toyota camry out of a smaller snowbank

and, the one i think i'm happiest with, when you're DD and can fit 7 full grown drunk men in halloween costumes consisting of a pig, a frog, robin hood, and others as well as yourself in the same car. it looked like those little clown cars when they all got out hahaha