So my car has been sitting since July 3rd, today I finally got to drive it around the block, and upon getting home there is smoke pouring out the dash vents. I quickly rip apart the radio trim thinking its an electrical short only to realize it is definitely water vapor, and then notice the floor is completely soaked which I didn't notice this morning, checked and the radiator is dry.
Since I've been under the car a lot the past few weeks, I know that there is no external leaks.
So is a "just" leaking heater core capable of blowing water through the vents? No surprise either, the heater core isn't covered under warranty.