ok, lets slow it down a bit for ya.
on the front of the engine over the top of it is a metal tube, it leads to the injectors on both sides of the engine. on the front side, closest to the bumper, on the tube, you will see valve cap, much like a tire air valve cap. ( but larger) take it off, you will see a needle in the middle, take a rag lay it over the valve, then push the center needle part with a screw driver, if gas shoots out with force, your getting fuel.
to check for spark, take a plug wire off one of the coils, rest it so its 1 inch from the metal tip of the coil, crank the engine, look for a spark to jump to the wire from the coil.