You're a tool! Wait... on second thought a tool could have gotten that battery out.
You must have passed the several posts that told you EXACTLY how to remove that battery, don't worry, I'll thank those people for you! Thanks benner, TheOtherNick, and Madness!
Nobody is forcing you to be here, if you don't like it, you can leave by hitting the "Log Out" button, should I draw you a picture or do you think you can find it on your own?