So a few months ago, I was in the junkyard when I came across a 2000 Monte Carlo SS. It was in there due to an engine fire (go figure), and was covered in the typical, obligatory NASCAR/Dale Jr/GM stickers. So I pull out the camera to take some pics to mock later. I made my way around the car, which took a while (there were a LOT of stickers). I lifted the trunk lid to complete the tour (yes, there were stickers on the underside of the trunk lid), and saw something interesting under all the debris in the trunk. I had a feeling I knew what it was, and sure enough, I cleaned everything out of the way to reveal 2 thin, long pieces of plastic that turned out to be roof rails!!!
So after I finished screaming in glee like a little school girl, I figured I'd take this opportunity to do a Mythbusters rendition of my own: Are the 2-door and 4-door roof rails different? This is a question I've seen raised many times, despite there only being one set of part numbers for them. I started out by putting the rails on top of the car they obviously came off of, which might be the most interesting fact out of this find. While I didn't doubt the possibility they'd fit a Monte Carlo, I've never really seen or heard it discussed, so it was interesting to confirm this.
Now onto what I already knew, but what some seemed to require proof of. I found a GP coupe, ripped the "regular" fillers out of the grooves in the roof, and fit the rails into place.
Houston, we have lift-off! And now, the moment of truth. Sure, they fit the GP coupe, and even the MC, but.....it couldn't possibly fit the sedan, too. After all, surely the sedans and coupes don't have the same roof line......right? WRONG! Low and behold, the magical transition....
So there you have it, kids. Not only is there one version of the roof rails for the 2-door and 4-door GPs, but as an added bonus, they also fit the Gen II MCs! BTW, even though I knew they wouldn't work, I tried them on a Regal for the hell of it. No go. The roof is too long. Join us next week when we try to find out if Ron Blagojevich wears a hairpiece.