Quote Originally Posted by SlowNA06 View Post
Throw a couple knees and elbows into the panels and sand off some of the paint. Break a tail light and put some red tape over it. Remove a window and replace it with garbage bag. Stop washing it. Remove the driver side rear spring entirely. Put the donut on. Take the spoiler off. Put tiny little flappy flagpoles on the roof. Get a "Retired & Sexy" front plate. Wood grain steering wheel cover. Turn up the stereo and play nothing but Aqua and Vengaboys. Honor Student bumper sticker. Get one about how smart your shih tzu or pug is, too. Track down some whitewall tires.
Do all this except removing the spring. And just throw all steelies on it and have two mismatched hubcaps on the front and make sure you break the hubcaps. Then throw on a mismatched colored SE bumper and either sand off paint or just paint random spots of primer on the car and spray bomb the spoiler with some almost matching paint. Making your car look like shiz is easy....making it nice again to sell it is difficult.