This is where the post went wrong...already...
Prius' can't speed, it is one of Newton's Laws of Gravity.
You can't quickly get up to speed in anything that has the same power output as one of these:
You must have been in 70 in reverse to have a Prius pull on you.
Little did you know...you were wasting gas.
That's because in the negative time and space you were spiraling in...they are.
Beating a car that is exponentially slower than yours is fun from time to time...but driving irresponsibly on a road you know has police presence in a car that can't out run a cripple on ice in the corners isn't a good call chief.
I probably should lock this now...but I'll just let it die.