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  1. #1 i laughed hard. 
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    this was pretty funny so bear with my lousy story telling and you might get a laugh.

    -on the way home from washing the car, and after cruising around a bit to make sure it was all dry(hate garaging it while wet), i headed back towards my apts, came up to a light where the road was about to go from 3 lanes down to 2, with the 3rd turning into a right hand turn. i was in the middle, just waitin with the windows down, takin in the cool breeze, and a 02 style rsx,(i assume not a type S, cuz no badge or giant wing) rolls up next to me, the only reason i looked over at it was because i saw him coming like a mile away with is bright ass lights, hids i would bet. even though i dont normally allow people to cut me off when their lane ends, for some reason i didnt think this car was gonna do anything(couldn't see driver, real dark tint) but the light turned green and before i could even start, this guy launched, a good one too! no tire spinning or nothin, grabbed real quick, and got two lengths ahead(his car, space for a car, then my car. is that two or one?) before i started going. so of course i got on it after i started rolling a little bit, and instantly started gaining, and as i passed it with ease, i heard the turbo spool, and see him get a CRAP shift, looked like his car was about to take a nose dive into the dirt lol, no joke. but in less then probably 5 seconds i went from 2 cars behind to having my rear bumper even with his front.

    I laughed my ass off, because not only was it funny that he tried to get in front of me(like HOW DARE HE, LOL) plus, he was a total douche driver. when the light turned green i let off brake to roll a little before gassing it, and then smoothley floored i(meaning didnt just MASH it,-im tryin to save my tires cuz im giving em to my bro when my new wheels come), this guy takes off instantly and i still pass him like nothing. he musta had a real cheap turbo or somethin. I admit, i don't know much about turbos, but it didnt seem to get him much. even better, when it came up to my turn, i started signaling waaaay early so he could follow into the Walgreens right before the apts, i wanted to see what he had under the hood, but he just kept on goin, didnt make any noise or nothing. i guess i should expect to much from those, cuz lookin at the specs, even the type S has very little torque, peaking at a high rpm, same with the HP. but still, a turbo, and how much lighter it is, i would expect a little more. the worst part of it was when i went into the property, waiting for the gate to open, the sprinklers came on and got my drivers side wet!! KARMA!!!

    anyway, i had fun. amusing.
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    haha gotta love that.
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    prob had one of those turbo whistlers off ebay lol

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    its a honda motor, they can be turbo'd and have 500hp and will get 12 ft-ibs of torque... good kill tho
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    lol nice irish
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtpinsc View Post
    prob had one of those turbo whistlers off ebay lol
    lol what the hell is that? a fan with a whistle on it??
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishNation24 View Post
    lol what the hell is that? a fan with a whistle on it??
    you put them on the exhaust.
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    '04 Chevy Silverado LT 4x4 - intake, headers, full exhaust, zo6 cam, 799 heads, tune, leveled, 33's
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    loL!! well in all reality he did seem a little faster then stock tho, i remember messing with a type s back when i had my cobalt ss (the 2.4, not the supercharged 2.0) and i beat it, barely.
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    GP is gone...
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    i ordered one!
    '04 Chevy Silverado LT 4x4 - intake, headers, full exhaust, zo6 cam, 799 heads, tune, leveled, 33's
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    Get ready to go superfast!! lol
    GP is gone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by josemolina2008 View Post
    Hahaha you should check this out then...

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    proof of the open cone concept.
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    lol similar story here man. late 80's firebird pulls up next to me and keeps revving his engine. As soon as the light turns green, I heard his exhaust stop like he killed it. so i laughed and idled away.
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    eRam and eCharge FTW
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    thats it!! with all these awesome turbos, ill be pushin 500 hp!!! SUPER TURBO!!!!!!
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    lol might as well record an ashton martin and put it through your sound system.

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    WHERE IS THE AIR FILTER!!!!!

    not only do you have a change of blowing the intake! you can suck material into it! !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartangl View Post
    lol might as well record an ashton martin and put it through your sound system.

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    is that the love chiild of Ashton Kutcher and Ricky Martin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill12will8 View Post
    is that the love chiild of Ashton Kutcher and Ricky Martin?
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!









    ok, i'm done.
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