Gotta fart but cant

[sUpErClEaNbLaCkMaChInE]

dam i kno what u guys mean wit the hangover farts those are the worst and the best to rip in the morning. Man ive had some literally wake me up from a night of drinking when the smell gets caught up under the bed covers. dam farts make my eyes water.

[rynoman03]

I knew I shouldn't have continued reading this at work I just about fell out of my chair laughing.

[flynn]

As it is written on the wall in a bathroom stall here:
"Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Had to sh*t, but only farted.
Decided I would take a chance
Left the stall and sh*t my pants"

[TheOtherNick]

^LOL I've seen that at a few places.

[REBELoffaLEASH]

Oh god! I can't stop laughing! The bad part is, I get the Budweiser farts to, and the more I drink, the worse they get.

[crshoveride]

oh don't you just love them beer farts lol

[vailskier3]

what i like to do is lock the windows when i have a lot of people in my car and let 'er rip!!!!!!!!!!!

[BADAZGTP]

Ripping one in the shower with the wife is fun too.